She probably won’t think they are funny but everyone else will…

“High maintenance” refers to a woman who requires you to expend a lot of money and/or effort in order to make her happy. High maintenance women need money, material goods, and tons of affection to be happy. These women love dressing up whenever possible and are obsessed with their personal appearance and grooming. This almost obsessive attention to detail usually extends to their homes or apartments, their pets, and even their significant others. Additionally, they tend to be perfectionists, overachievers, self-centered, and a bit vain. So the world will thank you for the warning these humorous bumper stickers provide. After all, there is no reason that the rest of us should have suffer along with you.

Bumper Sticker Product Information

Make your car a reflection of you! Get your point across with this quality bumper sticker that will outlast heavy rain, intense sunlight, and the most severe of traffic jams.

  • 11″ x 3″ – Large enough for any message.
  • Made from durable vinyl with a strong adhesive back.
  • Printed with water-resistant ink that won’t fade or run.
  • No minimum order.