Does Valentine’s Day make you feel like a loser?

“Valentine’s Day is like herpes: just when you think it’s gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to call it VD.”

Nothing says Happy Valentines like a breakup! For all the lonely, vengeful, and depressed people out there, Anti-Valentine cards are the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. Whether you face the day without a valentine or simply hate the fake, sugary sweet, over commercialized forced love message of this stereotypical “Hallmark Holiday,” you can wish loved ones an unhappy Valentine’s Day with a touch of humor with these funny custom greeting cards.

Greeting Card Product Information

Keep in touch with friends and family everywhere with Zazzle custom greeting cards. Customize all parts of this folded card – inside and out, front and back – for free! Send your greetings with personalized cards from Zazzle! We’ve got cards for every occasion imaginable. Browse our huge selection of funny cards, birthday cards, holiday cards, religious cards, wedding cards, and more! Add a personal touch to an existing card with your own special message, or create a unique greeting card from scratch using your own images and text.

  • 5″ x 7″ (portrait) or 7″ x 5″ (landscape).
  • Printed vibrantly and in full color on ultra-heavyweight (120 lb.) card stock with a gloss finish.
  • Each card comes with a white envelope.
  • No minimum order. Volume discounts available for bulk orders.
  • May be available on Note Card size